5 Reasons You Want To Read Me...
#1: I am Scottish. So you know upfront that someone from the land of bagpipes, kilts, haggis and whisky must be kinda interesting.
#2: Scotland's national animal is the UNICORN...I know you do not believe me...so go check it out...(I'm waiting)...now you believe me. This is important to know because a nation who believe in Unicorns pass this belief on through DNA and story telling. Hence I believe in Unicorns...so there.
#3: Land of romance (Outlander), beautiful landscapes (Loch Lomond), monsters (Loch Ness Monster), poetry (Robert Burns) and dastardly deeds of murder and mayhem (Braveheart).
#4: Scotland has produced wonderful writers, inventors and poets throughout history- Sir Walter Scott (Ivanhoe), Robert Louis Stevenson (Kidnapped, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Treasure Island), Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock Holmes), J M Barrie (Peter Pan), Kenneth Grahame (Wind In The Willows), Muriel Spark (The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie), John Buchan (The 39 Steps), James Herriot (All Creatures Great & Small), George Orwell is not Scottish, but he wrote 1984 squirreled away in a croft on Jura (an island off Scotland's west coast)...Unicorn DNA does exist folks in every raindrop and rainbow falling on Scotland.
#5: I am one in a long list of Scottish story-tellers. I promise to give you my mixture of short stories-novellas-full length novels and poetry letting you peruse my multiple genres: romance, mystery, horror, and nightmares for those of you wishing to experience my dystopian mindset.
So strap-in, pour a pinot or single malt (Glenmorangie thank you), sit back and relax. Pick from my smorgasbord of delicacies along the upper main menu and enjoy my worlds of wonderment and woe and all with my sprinkling of humor...and believe in Unicorns for who else but the Scots could take Unicorn tears (raindrops falling through rainbows) and make whisky.